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sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

i will piss on your clipboard

ophiuchustroll:

has A FUCKING HEART ATTACK OVER GILLFRONDS LET’S GO OVER THIS

kay

update is good

meenah and karkat are yes

tomorrow i need to remember to talk to davestridersenormouspenis because i’ve been meaning to do that but haven’t??????

hehe that sounds funny

i am going to try and have a conversation with a dave’s enormous penis.

goodnight

Nine doesn’t happen in the afternoon.
Pete Wentz  (via dallonweekes)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

brodins:

skinks:

s2engine:

My car is breaking

I laughed so hard I got lightheaded and fell off my chair ffs it’s 2am

all I could think of was karkat driving 

paarsetulpen:

violet—fantasies:

ohaneth:

c-o-l-o-u-r-world

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